Happy Pi -Day!!!

Today, make sure you celebrate the most irrational constant known to man! No, I’m not talking about the constantly irrational Brittany Spears - I’m talking about Pi. Today, 3-14 is the day to celebrate everything that makes Pi special - and unlike Brittany, it's special in good ways! It's both real AND complex (have either of those words ever been used to describe Brittany Spears?) But wait there's more! Pi also has some very Desmond-esque qualities too! Much like our pirate wanna-be Scotsman, it's transcendental properties can't be defined by a simple algebraic non-zero equation! Celebrate Pi today and you'll receive a full set of rational coefficients as an added bonus!! And with your order you'll automatically be registered for the special celebration being planned for 3-14-15!! That’s right! When the clock hits 9:26:53 on March 14, 2015 one lucky celebrant will be whisked away aboard the very same intergalactic spaceship that was first used to bring Liza Mannelli to earth from her home world. Don’t miss out on this once in a century opportunity! Celebrate Pi, the official Irrational Constant of JIMGPand the new millennium!!! Available in closed circles everywhere, get yours today!!