Haiku Movie Review

Movie reviews -- for the person who has too little time on their hands to bother with anything more.

Saying so much, with so little.


Wanted:  Film reviewers with a unique sense of the creative.
Must be able to create contemporary Haiku poetry - typically 3 lines in 5-7-5 syllable format.
Knowledge of the history of Haiku or the linguistics involved is a bonus, but not necessary. 
Payment -- is only the satisfaction of having created a piece of art as a form of public service to the temporally challenged.

Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince

 
Comic Tragic Mix
Young Fiennes fine as Voldemort
Hard to follow for some

Into the Wild

One hairy man's drive

To birth his inner journey

Into the wiiiiiild.

The Incredible Hulk Movie

Summer blockbuster

Hulking green smash-up effects

Small David Banner

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Not Crystal, Muddy.

Slow Pace, Bad Edit, Silly Plot.

Ford's heart not in it.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Mostly kinda dumb
Skull filled with Saran Wrap?
Obviously... not heavy

Iron Man

This film was awesome

Best Marvel movie yet made

Iron Man kicks ass

Iron Man

An Inspiring Myth

Iron Suit, Vulnerable Heart.

Downey perfect fit.

The Happening

What is "Happening"?

The characters bore me lots.

Two thumbs way way down.

Hancock

Unhappy hero
Reckless image yea ... destroyed
Lonely, happy, huh?